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Weird and Wonderful Photos

I've got Little Red Corvette playing as I add these pics of such a weird place that I can't believe it actually IS real. Enjoy. Click to gRoW TheM Pickies UP!

Once upon a time... long ago... two mongoid protozoa met in the depths of the cold cosmos...

...and from this unholy matrimony came...

...Crabolit!

Unexpected find at a hospital, this pressed aluminium cut out is just one of many oddities awaiting perusal of passers-by (Wyong Hospital).

The frame reads "Employee of the Month." The blank grey slate behind the glass is NOT good for morale.

There are those words again "once perilous..." They say liars often repeat themselves. They SHOULD say "beware of falling obelisks."

Pretty? Or pretty ugly?

These shoes were found in the middle of a big, empty park by Mitch and Emily during an afternoon hike. My first thought was that spontaneous combustion would explain the disappearance of the owner of these shoes. Since there is no evidence of fire, the explanation is "sudden departure by obelisk."

Sign in above shot shows "no dogs allowed." Background clearly shows 2 dogs and the local Bogans' reckless disregard for the law- and for others.

View from obelisk pictured in next photo. In the distance we see the face of 'Stone Huss.'

Obelisk- def'n: "transport device used by mongholits." If you have a picture of one, send it in.

From within the obelisk, as pictured at left.

Another view from obelisk.

And yet another view. Look closely in reflections of windows- you will see Mongolits.

...This is the city of Newcastle...from an Obelisk.

Up close.

No idea why, but this picture always ends up sideways. The inscription reads... well.. It speaks for itself.

So whadya think? Yeah. That's what I think of it too.

This inscription reads: Australian Height Datum 38000 feet. Huh?

Inside Mitchy's house, the temperature soars- and keeps going higher. This is in master bed.

This is the temperature of the WALL in the ensuite. We ought to pray for God to move them right away from all of that.

This one weirded me way out. These scratches spontaneously appeared on Mitch's arm one night. Other weird stuff goes on in their house too. Daughter Emily heard someone tapping on her blind at night once. Mitchell has heard stuff and Caterina has seen stuff.

"Shell Service station" across road from Mitch and his family. Visitors all the time and all hours. Beeping and yelling out. But ya caaaaaaaaaaaaan't say nuthern to durm.

Art in library at "Bovine University." (LOL)The keyholes of these locks have eyes staring through them. What half-wit concocted that bunch of baloney?

What are locks without a big, paper machiette KEY!

While no bed is ever as good as your own, I love to travel. I have grown a fondness for Sydney. Even though I know I must have looked like a turkey taking this shot of the toilet block at Strathfield Station, I had to do it! It looks like a set of morgue doors to me- open it up and a slab will pop out. I was deeply moved by how queer it looked and snapped this one. LOOK AT IT!!!

...After some aeons, Crabolit's pre-Quemian empire thrived. Many were his spawn. After the chaos of stellar death, intense heat and radiation caused death of most of Quem. Those who survived suffered catastrophic chromosomal destruction. Surviving spawn entered pods and jetisoned from the doomed planet, Pre-Quem.They commenced a search for a habitable planet: Quem.

Finding Quem, Monghalarty decided that the best way to ensure the survival of his kind was to (un)replicate himself; and send his likenesses into the unknown reaches of space to search for a planet dumb enough to not notice the huge heads of his spawn: the mongolits. The mongolits have appeared often on earth, only to be disregarded as being different by the vast majority, who are too blind to see their unmistakable HEADS..!

Born in a sticky flood of Halian was Monghalarty's most prized offspring: the Mongholit Patrick Carr, upon whom always was his father's eye; the mongo eye of Lord-Emperor Monghalarty himself. And what an immense head Mongolit Patrick Carr had! And speaking of cars--->

Mitch and Cat's next-to-new car. I hope you enjoy it, you guys, as you deserve it. Dad had a Saab for a few years before he bought the 4wd. It sounded like a helicopter, unlike yours. He said it went very well. Hope it serves you much better than the Nissans, Holdens and Fords you have had to put up with. Caterina inside hides her face. My car is parked behind. Before you all email me and want to know why we are parked in a Clearway, (broken yellow), we are parked there on a saturday and it's a Clearway only mon-fri, thank you very much.....God bless and I hope you enjoy this car :)